Corbin: Hello. I’m Corbin Allred. But, of course, you already know that. You likely recog… it’s so… it’s so, stupid!

Charan: It’s so stupid.

Corbin: It’s so stupid.

Charan: Yeah!

Jasen: But, so good.

Corbin: It’s humiliating.  It’s humiliating!  Okay.

Charan: You did write it. 

Corbin: No, for real… let’s do this. 

Corbin: Hello.  I’m Corbin Allred, but, of course, you already know that.  You likely recognize me from such critically acclaimed films as Saints and Soldiers; The Saratov Approach; Anywhere But Here; or Robin Hood: Men in Tights.  

Jasen: That was critically acclaimed?

Corbin; People were critical of it.  

Charan: He’s also done tens of dozens of TV shows.

Corbin: Thank you Charan. You have a way with words.

Charan: I’m Charan Prabhakar, and you’ve seen me in some stuff, and of the three of us, I have the most credits. Now, it doesn’t mean I’m better, it just means that important people think that I am. 

Jasen: And I’m Jasen Wade, I make miracle movies. 

Corbin: Nice.

Jasen: Welcome to…

Corbin: This is Acting Out.

Charan: Acting Out.

Jasen: That was so soon.

Charan: Holy crap, guys.

Corbin: Everyone was supposed to say it at the same time. 

Jasen: Acting Out… together. 

Charan: Guys… no, no.  

Jasen: You had one job. 

Corbin: I had more than one job.  I had more than one job the whole time.

Charan:  No one is going to take us seriously… no one is going to take us seriously.

Jasen: Try it again. 

Corbin: This is…

Jasen/Charan/Corbin: Acting Out!  

Corbin: Nailed it!  

Charan: Well, we’ve shared the screen with each other on several occasions and, during the process of working together, we realized that we...

Jasen: We barely get along.

Corbin: Yeah. 

Charan: No.  Nope.

Corbin: Oh, that’s where I thought he was going too.

Charan: We realized that there is a whole lot more to being an actor than headshots, a resume, and just showing up.

Corbin: A resumee?

Charan: A resumee.  We learned the long and hard way.  

Jasen: It’s true. I mean, look at Corbin...he’s only 18.  He’s aged pretty well for an actor.

Charan: Yeah.

Corbin: We thought to ourselves, if we only knew then, what we know now. 

Jasen: Well, we’re going to teach you what we know now, so that your “now” could be better than our “then”.  Was that too confusing?

Corbin: I don’t know.  Just give me a second to think about it. 

Charan: I’m still thinking.  

Jasen: Makes sense to me.  

Charan: That was English, right?  That was English that he was speaking?